To you:
If you want to do what you did, at least make it less obvious.
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The bloodseason.com advertisement is annoying the shit out of me. It appears EVERYWHERE. Every time I visit fanfiction.net for my daily dose of yaoi, the ugly maroon banner appears and there's this stupid person bound up foetal position in bandages and he won't stop twitching and making that irritating noise that sounds like it belongs to a porn movie. And then that's where a silhouette of a dagger appears and blood splatters everywhere and the bound-up dude shakes and twitches even faster and makes an asthmatic sound which once again, sounds like it belongs to a porn movie. And a "MMMMMMMMMPFF...!" sound is heard and obviously fake blood seeps down the banner and there's a phrase.
"The killing has begun."
That's freaking lame. I mean, who uses a phrase/sentence like that to create suspension? &so I visited the website and there's this gay dude named Dexter who is beaming like a kid in a candy shop and eaten all the yummiest sweetest lollipops in the store and he has blood splatters on the side of his face. Gay.
Alright, my rant is over.
*hops off to read yaoi and scream curses at the bloodseason.com banner in fanfiction.net*