Ripped this quiz from Chi Khay's blog in an attempt to de-emo myself.

#1 Where would you go if someone sponsors you an air ticket ?
Las Vegas, baby.

#2 What's your favourite thing to do ?
Stoning.

#3 Do you think money can buy happiness ?
Yes and no.

#4 If you were given a chance to receive something, what would it be ?
Money $.$

#5 Things/people you can't live without?
Dad, happytwin. Pretty much reasonable for dad since he's the one buying dinner. As for happytwin, she keeps me sane. No, I'm not romantically interested in her. HappytwinCest is a no-no.

#6 What are you afraid to lose ?
My internet connection.

#7 If you win $1 million dollars, what would you do ?
Save 50% of it for rainy days, spend 30% on gifts for Dad and friends, use 20% for buying whatever I damn well want.

#8 What do you dream of doing in the future ?
Acting/Journalism/Radio-deejaying.

#9 List down 3 good points about th person who gave you this survey.
Gave? I ripped it.

#10 What makes you happy ?
Cosplaying and being a total nut with happytwin (suhui), dogshit (shichun) and our favourite egg (evelyn)

#11 What type of person do you hate the most ?
Those that never seem to keep still and constantly harass you. I admit I am one of those people.

#12 If you have a super power what would it be ?
Psychic manipulation. Because psychics are bad-ass, just like that.

#13 Would you go for happiness or money ?
Money.

#14 Who do you think is the most important people in your life ?
6e'o7 and daddy.

#15 If you have a boyfriend, would you die for him ?
No. Rather, he'd die for me.

#16 Who's th last person who hugged you ?
I hugged daddy, but he just told me to let go D: Happytwin hugged me back yesterday.

#17 What is the one thing you want to do badly right now ?
Figure out a way to pull off side-views of people.

#18 Who are you close to ?
Daddy. And happytwin. And dogshit. And egg. And clique.

#19 Are you courageous enough to the person that you like her/him ?
No. I'm the kind who will pretend like nothing's wrong and continue acting like normal.

#20 If you could do one thing all over again what would it be ?
Live my life all over again, granted my friends don't change.

7 things that scare you:
-Random bugs that fly into my room.
-Supernatural.
-Lizards.
-Roaches.
-Running out of pocket money (never happened, phew)
-Finishing a bath to only to realise that my towel has been washed and I have no towel.
-Smelly stuff. I have a good sense of smell.

7 things that you like the most :
-Movies.
-Yaoi.
-Decent cosplay. No cosfucks.
-Randoming.
-Looking through forums.
-Hugs.
-White/red roses.

7 important things in my room :
-Bed, obviously.
-Laptop.
-Wardrobe, along with the clothes inside.
-Teddybear.
-Curtains. I hate waking up on Saturdays with the light glaring in my eyes.
-Door. Everyone needs privacy.
-Emergency supply of food lest I get locked in my room. Unfortunately, I've exhausted the only supply of Hello Panda.

7 random facts about me :
-I like 'Piece Of Me' even though it's by Britney Spears. I'm Mrs-Ohmygod-that-Valerie's-shameless. You want a piece of me?
-I'm incredibly easy to figure out.
-I would love you for life if you get me a SasuNaru doujinshi.
-I cosplay mainly Haruno Sakura. I won't mind doing a Hyuuga Hinata.
-I like yuri too.
-I draw. Excessively. Once I drew a girl out of excess chocolate fondue on my plate.
-I enjoy warping my voice to match the singers' in songs.

7 things I plan to do before i die :
-Learn every single swear word in at least 10 languages. Useful in arguments.
-Get a tattoo. Temporary tattoos where I get to redo it every month or something.
-Flying fox. Not those kind of very low flying fox.
-Ram a car into a tree just for the fun of it.
-Pull off every single cosplay I do.
-Make $2 000 000.
-Rockclimb.

7 things i cant do :
-Smile without cracking people up.
-Be a good girl. Valerie is not a good girl.
-Stop swearing. Be it out loud or under my breath.
-Sing without having people laughing.
-Dance decently.
-Stop being addicted to MTV.
-Stop hugging people.

7 things you are attracted to in the opposite sex :
-Sincerity.
-Chivalry. Being a gentleman never hurts.
-Humour.
-Commitment.
-Chemistry.
-Fun-loving.
-Intelligence.

7 things i always say :
-"Two more minutes.. *snore*"
-"Bzzt!"
-"Yo."
-"OH MY GOD."
-"Tch. *smirk*"
-"All your fault lah!"
-"Oh frook."

7 people to do this questionnaire :
-Suhui.
-Shichun.
-Evelyn.
-Avril.
-Shuxian.
-Melissa.
-If you have a blog and you read this, do it.

As if life wasn't sucky enough.

One of these days, I won't be able to take it anymore. I might just explode.

I want to shout out to the world who I really am. I'm sick of this charade.

I'm sick of the way things are. I'm sick of the way life is.

I'm sick of my own life.

I think I need to stop listening to Gloomy Sunday and Fall For You.

I am who I am. Accept me for me and stop bitching.

It doesn't matter whether I'm a punk or a bitch. That doesn't change me.

Don't like me? Doesn't matter. I don't like you either.

It's amazing what lyrics, just mere words can do.

Don't make me change my mind
Or I wont live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

That alone, made me cry. Even though no one would ever sing that to me.

I never thought that I'd be experiencing this.

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I had the best dream in my whole life ever, and I have no idea who the guy is in my dream.

Except that I was really really happy and felt so secure and contented with him.

How I wish it was true.

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Dreamt about a really exciting and thrilling ride involving water and flying last night. And the guy, who made another appearance.

He's been appearing for at least 3 dreams already, but I still don't know his true face.

Today's 6e'o7 class gathering was a flop. As usual.

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Watched Wall.E with Suhui, Shichun, Joshua, Zhuhong, Evelyn and Zhihan. WALL.E IS SO CUTE.

But the plot is kinda messy lol -.- Wall.E's voice is so effing cute.

Today was teachers' day celebration. Bearbear senior and ma'am were dancing! 8D

Idk how many times I hugged Suhui today. She's super nice to hug 8D

Yes, as usual, you can't trust me to type out a post about today like Shichun.

*nudges Shichun to post*

Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She blogged.

Mmm, cup noodles. Hooray for fattening unhealthy sodium-laden instant noodles. Wouldn't have it any other way.

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Gee, my lung/heart is hurting like mad again -.-

Saw senior and ma'am on bus home D: Was so freaked out. I didn't know whether to greet or not in public.

I got my pink wig! But haven't delivered yet D: Now I need contacts. Grr.

Warning: This post is full of random inserts.

I need to stop flaring up.

I really do.

Every time something goes wrong, I just get really really angry.

Life is so crap right now.

I want to see Suhui, Shichun, Evelyn and Chunzi again.

I've never missed them so much in my whole life before.

I hate the way I get angry so easily.

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HELLO.

I'M SUPPOSED TO POST.

I HAVE POSTED.

PLEASE TAG.

YES.

TAGBOARD ON THE RIGHT.

WHY AM I SHOUTING.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

KTHXBAI.

... Why is my blog talking to me?...

NOW*

Done.

CATHY WAS SLEEPING ON DANIEL'S SHOULDER OMFG OMFG OMFG I WISH I WAS HER GRR.

Ahem.

*posts*

This is my 201th post.

HAPPY 200TH POST!

Ahem. Alright. I think I should just cut my hair and go to Haru for pink styling whenever there's a photoshoot. Yes, I am awesome.

I swear I am about to cry.

I went to People's Park Complex to buy my Sakura wig today and guess what.

I couldn't find it.

The only colour close to this pink was this.

*cries*

I am so buying from eBay.

Jashin help me.

I have to figure out a way to kiss my father's ass in such a way that he'll allow me to get green contacts for cosplay, the photoshoot is like, Feb 09 T.T

On top of that, I have to buy my pink wig.

The most important of all, I've yet to do my art *cries buckets of tears*

I haven't even taken a photo and blown it up D: I can only paint on Monday, and the art is due on TUESDAY.

So I'm going to buy the paints now, and I'm wearing the grey OP skirt and white+grey tank top I got when shopping with Avril.

Avril, please be pleased to note that I'm not 'dressing like a boy' 8D

Chatted with happytwin last night. She wasn't happy D':

Cheer up happytwin. AHHH LAAAAHV JOOO.

PLOX.

ABOUT SCOTT.

Done 8D

Okay, ahem. Scott Hillyard is cute (and it's all Avril's fault for infecting me with her Scott-love).

He has a cute butt.

8DDDDD

Scott is the epitome of a pretty boy <3

Oh, and Avril is hilarious.

I better post once more in case Avril harasses me again O_______O

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With reference to http://shi-chun.blogspot.com, Shi Chun's blog, everyone's obsessed with Phelps o.O

Now that I think about it, they're better off than me.

I'm in love with a non-existent person o.o

To make up for yesterday.

plox.

Hurr, I guess this is what I get for constantly telling Suhui to "BLOG PLOX."

I can't believe I actually have no idea what I want to do with my life -.-

Ah well. I just randomly told daddy that I wanted to migrate and he said migrate to USA since his company got a lot of plants (not the green kind) in Houston.

Woah.

Warning: Stuff so emo ahead that it puts Uchiha Sasuke to shame.

You know, I wonder. A lot.

I wonder why I even started talking to you.

I wonder why last year, we started being friends.

I wonder why I even bothered about your presence.

I wonder about these little things about life.

You've never been a good friend, but I tried to make sure I was a friend enough, even though deep down, my disdain for you grew.

At first I thought you were like any other lonely and overly angsty tween, who needed a friend.

I was wrong.

Sure, you needed a friend, but you had friends. You just didn't notice them.

You overlooked your friends, your class, your acquaintances and blamed them for not being there.

You blamed them for being mean to you, blamed them for ostracising you.

You just didn't see where you went wrong.

You didn't bother to socialize, and you blamed others for ignoring your presence.

You didn't bother about others' feelings, and you blamed people for being insensitive.

You felt that no one in this world was superior to you, you were the king.

You told yourself that you were getting stronger everyday, and your ego grew, day by day.

Soon enough, I couldn't stand your bragging anymore, but I kept on being a friend.

I told myself that eventually, under my influence, you would learn to treat people the way you want to be treated.

I was wrong again.

Your ego inflated so much, I dreaded it everytime you talked to me on MSN. It didn't help that when you entered secondary school, you deemed everyone around you as "noobs", "losers", "idiots", "no-lifers", the list goes on and on.

Basically, you deemed yourself better than everyone.

Still, I, as your friend, continued to force myself to maintain the illusion that you were a nice person deep down.

I was wrong yet again.

You were never a nice person.

Maybe loneliness turned you into someone else, maybe secondary school did, or maybe your personal matters did.

Slowly but surely, I knew that the person I had been friends with was just a lie, a facade.

You were a horrible person.

I realised that when my friend confided in me what you did to her, you lying piece of shit.

I tried to maintain my composure and perkiness whenever you MSN-ed me, but my anger and disdain for you just grew and grew.

Eventually, I hated you.

I saw you nothing more as a hormone-infested ingrate with a superiority complex.

You must be muttering to yourself now, "This girl has some guts to mess with me."

I don't have guts; I have pure dislike and anger, maybe some pity.

You poor unfortunate soul.

Now, as I stare blankly at our MSN conversation which simply consisted of you insulting me and mocking my intelligence, my cursor hovers over the red X button, debating with myself on whether to be a friend or just use my head.

I hit the button nonchalantly, and I tell myself the same thing I told myself six months ago as I watched the window close in mild satisfaction.

I was never your true friend.

Avril wants me to post once more.

ONCE MORE.

8D ?

I don't know if I should be grateful for this case of food poisoning or not o.o

CWO or assessments?

T.T

Went home early today as I couldn't control my runny nose, had a severe headache and slight stomachache D:

Mdm Tan was nice O.O She told the taxi driver to wait for me while she finished the procedure to allow me to leave school early.

I R NAWT YOOSED 2 DIS.

Ahem, so the taxi fare was $10.60, and the uncle very kindly waived $0.60 :D

Slept for long time, then Daddy received a call that I was sick and rushed home :'D

He took urgent leave and couldn't stop reminding me that his urgent leave cost him $200.

>:(

So anyway, when I woke up, I received a call from Chi Khay that she and Giok Ting were rushing over to borrow my redcross mufti since Giok Ting forgot to bring hers.

MAI WAIFU <3

They met me at Pek Kio where I was forced to have lunch (ironically, I had food poisoning)

By then, my runny nose had evolved into a blocked nose, my headache wasn't so serious and my stomach started to hurt big time.

AUGHHHH MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME AGAIN BYEBYEBYE

Went out with Avril to Vivocity today.

ZOMG SHOPPING AT ESPRIT AND OP 8D And we watched Meet Dave. WATCH IT PEOPLE. It pwns all, but The Dark Knight pwns more.

And Avril, thanks for the 2 nice skirts 8D

SKIN DONE BY AVRIL.

EVERYONE WORSHIP HER NOW.

I am officially the strangest person on earth.







Yesterday's chinese oral passage was about Mother's Day, nothing special.







And then the conversation came. The teacher was saying something about other countries saying that Singaporean students only know how to study, don't have any creativity at all.







Well, like any other normal being, I had to think on my feet, and when I thought of Singapore, I thought of the Merlion. For "students", I thought of university students. For creativity, I thought of fashion.







Guess what I came up with.

:D ?

Zhuang Ying's identity card has been borrowed by someone from 1s1'o8. If you are the person who borrowed 4 books at one go, PLEASE OWN UP NOW.

This malicious person has not returned the 4 books, all of which were authored by Meg Cabot. Zhuang Ying now has to pay around $80 for the books and the late fee (which hopefully will be waived). This incident will be recorded in the MOE system and will follow her throughout JC, thus affecting her results.

Could this person who made Zhuang Ying take the fall please own up now?

If you can bear seeing your own friend and classmate take the blame for YOUR mistakes, may this guilt follow you throughout your whole life.

Even if Zhuang Ying doesn't come after you; we, as her friends, will.

I am extremely happy :D

I went to watch The Dark Knight on Monday, and I LOVED every minute of it.

Especially the part where the Joker walks out of the exploding hospital in a nurse's dress 8D

But I don't like Harvey Dent's half-burnt face, making him TwoFace. Super gross.

BUT I STILL LOVE JOKER OMFGOMFGOMFG. HE MADE A PENCIL DISAPPEAR BY IMPALING IT INTO A MAN 8D

People, watch The Dark Knight NOW. It's just epic.

And yes, I worship villians. So hah.

Screw private-ing.

So troublesome. Rock it, people.

THE INTERNET IS FINALLY BACK.

*plants slobbery kisses all over it*

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I haven't been blogging. If you have nothing to blog, why blog? 8D

Okay, today on the way home in the MRT, Shu Xian and I had the fiercest and strangest debates.

First one was over homosexuality.

I argued that homosexuals and bisexuals should be left alone; let them do what they please.

Shu Xian argued that if everyone was homosexual, the world wouldn't exist.

Second one was over Disney cartoons.

"Winnie the Pooh doesn't wear pants!"

*a while later*

"Piglet wears tight tube dresses!"

*yet another while later*

"Eeyore teaches kids to get mohawks!"
"No lor, Eeyore is a donkey."
"So?"
"People always teach you not to be an ass."

And then hor, idk why when Shu Xian mentioned something about telling me to say her parents zhong tou jiang, I imagined a head rolling past us on the MRT floor ಠ_ಠ

Not my fault lor.

Ahem, why did she mention the lottery thing?

Simply because I asked her, "What would you do if you saw two really hot guys in the MRT making out?"

And at that exact moment, I looked at two guys who were talking (they weren't hot) and they were really close to each other, so much so that they looked like they were about to kiss.

Somehow, she deduced that my strange questions will become reality, and forced me to say that her parents would strike lottery O.o

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History common test today D: I blanked out and forgot everything I learnt. Instead of using my own history knowledge for the structured essay question, I used common sense and talked about drainage systems -.-

Hello mister.

Go rot in hell plox.

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I feel so guilty. I haven't been having long sms chats with Suhui happytwin lately D:

All thanks to anger over the incident yesterday. And to top it off, Singnet's being a total dog about my internet connection. So I have to resort to blogging at school.

I'm sorry, happytwin DDDDD: I don't care. After common tests, you, Dogshit and Egg must go out with me :D

Avril told me to blog.

And so I blogged.

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Right. I'm incredibly pissed off at the maths teacher now.

She says "It is your duty to do assignments, corright or not, grass?" Yes, of course, our lovely natural fertiliser. And so, being the lovely old kind lady she is, she expects us to copy down questions WORD FOR WORD and draw out ANGLES FOR ANGLES. Bloody @*@&%$.

For sanity's sake, please learn how to pronounce words properly before accusing us of not listening to your instructions when you can't even speak faster than 9 words a minute and warp the English language so horribly we can't bear to listen.

I'm not going to insult your looks because I'm going to sound so superficial. But your dress sense. Even I have a better dress sense, and that's saying a lot. Ah well. At least I now know that I can dress decently.

GET A NEW HAIRDO. I'm sick of those two strange curly quiffs of hair sticking out the sides of your head like you hail from Bad-Hair-Land. Yes, lovely hair, miss. Carry on skipping around the whole world with antennae and a bald patch. Go ahead, bask in the glory. All our New Age hairstyles pale in comparison to your 60s' hair.

If I could, I'd change your voice box. Your voice is graaaaaaaaaaaaaaating.

Ahem. I shan't digress anymore. Back to the topic of her shitass teaching.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! She, the one who won't even sacrifice her time for us, expects US to be at her beck and call, and see her WHENEVER SHE LIKES IT REGARDLESS OF OUR OTHER ACTIVITIES. BECAUSE IT IS OUR DUTY AND MATHS IS VERY IMPORTANT, SO MUCH SO THAT IT PLAYS A PART IN OUR JC SCORE. Excuse me while I go mock her and die of laughter.

Ahem. Back. I'm wasting my energy getting angry. Speaking of which,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She got so bloody pissed off at us, acted like she was reaching menopause (which I think she is, but whatever), simply over a MINOR mistake where she INTERPRETED THE QUESTION WRONGLY HERSELF as 56 DEGREES as a right angle!

*insert hyena-like laughter here*

Okay. I'm done. Don't accuse me of not blogging now.

I have been tagged by Avreeeeeeeel.

Tagged by: Avril

Rules and Regulations: Bloggers that have been tagged have to post 10 random facts about themselves then tag 10 people at the end of it.

10) I despise the maths teacher.
9) I enjoy singing "Killa" in the shower.
8) I love Marigold jelly.
7) It pisses me off everytime when I get only 2 purple skittles in my pack of skittles.
6) I think I have bad breath when I don't eat sweets (in class)
5) I can't be motivated to love a subject.
4) At one point in my life, I had 5 small warts on my left big toe.
3) I once wanted to become a singer for the sake of making MVs.
2) I bit my mother when she was treating my wound after I fell into a drain.
1) Simple actions fascinate me.

I tag:
1. Suhui
2. Shichun
3. Evelyn
4. Larry
5. Melissa
6. Shuxian
7. Shuhui
8. Seemin
9. Ada
10. Zhuangying (MWAHAHAH. YOU HAVE TO CREATE A BLOG FOR THIS.)

I am officially the Queen of Destruction.

Just last night alone, I chipped the cute jelly vase JMLL gave me, snapped off my handphone keychain and broke my soap in half.

Part of the cute jelly vase is broken DDDDDDDDDD':

Yes, I insist on calling it the jelly vase because it looks too much like jelly.