HAPPY 400TH POST!

To celebrate such a glorious event, I shall...













































































have some skittles. ZE VALAREE HAZ SPOKEN.

*leaves blogger*

Kishimoto's getting from bad to worse.

Remind me again why I'm still following the Naruto series. No, don't you give the yaoi excuse again.

FAHRENHEIT JUST APPEARED ON CHANNEL U CAMPUS SUPERSTAR AND THEY'RE SINGING LIVE.

Someone hand me the ear soap. Oh, and the eye soap too.

Shuxian: Normal people don't eat for 1 or 2 months will die. *points to me* This person don't eat for 1 hour will die.

So cruel right D:

"Wah you so... Are you having your period?"

"NO! I AM NOT!"

A very strange exchange between a very agitated me and a very confused Seemin.

The more I look at myself, the more I think I look like a boy.

It's about time I start making plans to cosplay a male character.

Just came back from tomb-sweeping in Malaysia.

I'm not even sure if my cousin resembles a human anymore. He might as well be buried in fat.

HJJ alert.

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I just conked my head the day before. And the back of my head where I hit it didn't hurt but the front of my head did.

I wonder if my brain bounced onto the skull and had damage done.

Speaking of weird dreams.

Shichun blogged about her weird dream and now I'm going to talk about mine. I've had plenty of weird dreams but this is the weirdest one involving the whole of 6e'o7.

We were in this exploration trip for some drama research. I have no idea what exploring and drama have in common but yeah.

So we were walking walking walking and suddenly Larry MORPHED from his usual... Larry-ish self into a bishie. Every single boy except the shorter ones did the same D:

And suddenly we were in a boat on the water and they threw me overboard because someone dropped something into the water -.-

I promised Suhui a K20 DVD if she completed 3/4 of her homework by today.

















































WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING OMFG.

Was looking through my chat logs when I saw this.

(11:36 PM) |ULAMSS5™|: SACRED COWS OF HINDU SAVE ME

HAHAHA.

I just remembered something.

MELISSA LEE LING WHERE ARE MY BLACK COSPLAY SOCKS HMM?

Ok that's all. Wait.

Drama script was finally finished last night. I've yet to discuss with Mel who's doing the male lead and who's doing the female lead.

Most likely I'll be male lead. Pfft. There's a ridiculous amount of lines to remember.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but.

I'm worrying over what to wear on Friday when I meet 6e'o7.

Gasp gasp gasp. I don't usually care so much about my clothes but I'm starting to worry over my image.

Should I go boyish? Minimalist? Girly? Casual?

Okay, ignore the Girly choice. There's no way I'm wearing a skirt there. All my skirts are too short.

But then again, there's one that's considerably long.

Or should I wear jeans?

Pfft.

I'm also starting to get addicted to my blog song. It's just so... dreamy and romantic <3

I'm not fantasizing. I'm not.

ARGH.

DRAMA WORKSHOP ON TUESDAY AND THE SCRIPT IS NOT DONE YET.

WHATTODOWHATTODOWHATTODOWHATTODO.

I think I'm just going to hide under my bed until I get some decent ideas.

"Go to hell, you jerk!"

I wordlessly searched her face for any trace of humour. None.

Miyu tossed her blonde hair off her shoulders and glared at me once more, as if trying to burn me to a horribly-charred crisp with those angry green orbs.

Ouch.

"No thanks. I've lived here on Earth for fourteen years. I like it here, thank you very much."

She's going to explode. I always thought Miyu was like a cute little time-bomb that you can keep activating over and over again. And she never stops exploding. Here she goes.

"I hate you, Saionji Kanata! I never want to see your face again!"

And off she flounces. Damn, why do I keep saying such mean stuff to her?

Santa, my best friend with that stupid name sighs, "You know, Kanata, if you like her, just say so. It's not like she'll bite your head off or anything."

"She will, and more. Mark my words."

"Pfft, she doesn't seem like that type. Besides, you can't keep this fighting-in-an-endearing-way housemate thing forever. You're better off as lovers anyway."

Nanami and Aya walk up and stare at me.

"Spit it, buster. What did you do now?"

"I didn't want to help her with her work. That's all."

Aya slumped onto a nearby chair and sighed, "You know, basing my new drama off you two is really hard. You two do nothing but fight all day long. When are you actually going to confess to her?"

I think my stomach just sank to my toes. How did she find out?

"It's pretty obvious you like her. I mean, you smile whenever you speak of her, you can't get your eyes off her but not in that pervy way..." Nanami launches into another detailed description about the object of my obsession.

Things are fine the way they are now.

At least, to me.

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I'm walking home with Miyu now. She still refuses to talk to me properly.

It wasn't my fault that she fell asleep in class and had to ask me for help with her algebra.

It wasn't my fault either when she tripped up the stairs just because she was trying to keep up with me.

"Did you ever think about us being lovers?" I mumble in a bored tone.

Aha, five, four, three, two, one.

Her pretty face turns a lovely shade of crimson.

"Wh-what are you talking about!? We can't love each other, we hate each other! I mean, I totally hate you and you totally hate me and-"

"Love or hate, it's still an obsession, right?"

I lean in and kiss her forehead.

"Besides, we're better off as lovers anyway."

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Story (c) Me.

I NEEEEEEEEED TOOOOOOOOOOOO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

You just know it's one of those days.

You know. Those days.

Those days where everything goes wrong. You trip up the stairs, you step on your own feet, you yell something stupid like "PANTS!" and the whole class laughs at you.

Yeah, those days.

I, Kouzuki Miyu, am having one of those days. One of those dreaded days where things just happen to you and they're not pleasant.

As a matter of fact, I just spilled soy sauce from my lunch bento down my uniform. Kanata will surely laugh. He will. Just because it's one of those days.

Saionji Kanata. He's class president and all the girls adore him, including the gorgeous pink-haired Hanakomachi Christine, but that's another story. I live with this asshole and we're pretending to be parents to a alien baby.

Now that I think about it, those days actually give you negative thoughts about your life.

But whatever. After today, everything will be better. Everything will pass like normal and a new day will come.

Sure.

One of my best friends, Konishi Aya, is talking to me. She's obsessing over her latest drama project and I think I'm going to end up playing her female lead again. And of course, Kanata will, by a bizarre twist of fate, become the male lead.

Not that I actually want it. No, not me.

Oh fine. I do want it. I do want Kanata to be the male lead. But I don't like him that way.

You know, that way.

Fine, so I do. It's perfectly normal. You try living with a totally cute-looking bastard for some time and see if you don't fall for him.

I did not just call him good-looking. I did not. You will forget that stupid sentence I uttered.

I need to stop talking to myself.

Oh god, he's coming. He's coming. Don't talk to me, I repeat do not ta-

"Oi, Miyu. You're doing the grocery shopping today right?" He says in his usual bored tone.

How dare he.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. I am not going to buy pumpkin for you. And that's final."

He glares at me with those yummy chocolate-coloured eyes. Stop looking like that, it's creepy, but in a good way. No, scratch that. It's just creepy.

"Then I'm just going to have to go with you. I'll bring Ruu along, so we'll look just like a young couple."

He's joking. I swear he's joking. Two seconds later he'll smirk and stick out his tongue like he always does.

He does. No wait. He looks serious. He cannot be serious. He cannot.

Oh, god.

--

Alright. I survived it. We've done the shopping. It's just shopping, Miyu. Just. Shopping.

You and Kanata do NOT look like a couple.

I really suck at convincing myself. Kanata turns to look at me.

"You need help with those bags?"

What an insult.

"Of course I don't! In fact, I'm doing just fine with them!"

I wish. These plastic bag straps are killing me. Why are they made in such a way that when you carry them, the straps miraculously shrink to the thickness of sewing thread and dig into your fingers and-

Kanata just took the bags from me. It's like he can read my mind or something.

I hope I'm not blushing. I hope.

"You know, Miyu, if you needed help, just say so." He remarks off-handedly.

And then he turned around and kissed me.

Wait. He kissed me. What in the worl-

"I love you, Miyu."

I think I'm going to melt.

Maybe one of those days aren't so bad after all.

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Story (c) Me.

I really need to stop getting high on water and writing such silly fics.

Home Econs. Undone.
Maths. Undone.
English. Undone.
Chinese. Undone.
Science. Done.
Literature. Undone.

...

WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING SINCE FRIDAY WHY OH WHY DIDN'T I BRING MY HOME EC TB MY MATH WB MY LIT NOTEBOOK HOME.

On top of that. Why oh why don't I have the motivation to touch my English essay ):

The Person I Admire The Most. Now what kind of topic is that.

I am looking for my happy twin, Saw Su Hui.

She has been kidnapped by her evil UG camp. (Read: Can Anyhow Manipulate People.)

Meanwhile, someone needs to supply my crack before I expire from boredom.

OH BTW HAPPEHTWIN, I OFFICIALLEH HAS TEH UNLIMITED SMS NAO. Be jealous.

And after I swore I'd never use a japanese song for my blog song.

I am so fickle-minded.

Ripped from Avril since she keeps sexually-harassing my hair.

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[ ] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 6

[x] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

X's so far: 14

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an asian car
[ ] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You play video games

X's so far: 18

[x] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[ ] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

X's so far: 24

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football soccer/Football.
[ ] You like Soccer

X's so far: 26

[x] You have a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy chocobu?
[x] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 32

[x] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[ ] when you ask for ur mums permission she goes "ask ur dad"

X's so far: 34

Total X's: 34

Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am _% Asian!

Percentage: 68%

:o

I can barely stand you anymore.

What do you take her for?

What do you take me for?

You're nothing but a fake, you know that?

The world isn't going to cater to your every whim, your every whine.

Deal with life. Life doesn't think your complaints are worth it.

I can't breathe properly.

I can't even speak.

Every time I cough my vision spins and I have a sudden urge to vomit all over the place.

Stupid medicine. I want my money back.

--

Dad says that I might have caught his flu or gotten a throat infection (oo-er?) or caught some virus from Thailand.

My head is spinning again, damn.

I'm going to flop over and die so no one discovers my body.

"I said, get the sour cream and onion one!"

HELLO YOU ALL. I AM VALERIE'S HANDSOME OLDER BROTHER.

That slug wants me to inform all of you that she officially can sense supernatural.

I am a ridiculously stupid little girl who decides to scare herself silly with forums about the supernatural just one hour before leaving for the airport to a place where all the horror movies are made.But fret not, my darlings, for my handsome older brother will keep all of you company while I'm gone.

Along with his sexy girlfriend.

I know you're jealous.