My Happy Twin is super adorable lah, haha.

} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption .- Suhui/Happytwin


manipulative friendship.- Me/Wan Ning/Valerie



} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
screw you.
manipulative friendship. says:
nut you .
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
fruit you too
manipulative friendship. says:
veggie you as well .
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
you're welcome
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
noodle you too
manipulative friendship. says:
rice you .
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
kway teow you too
manipulative friendship. says:
laksa you as well .
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
porridge you too, sweetheart.
manipulative friendship. says:
chwee kueh you then , dearie.
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
celery you too, honey.
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
I BLOGGED 8)
manipulative friendship. says:
carrot you , lovie .
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
cake you, baby.
manipulative friendship. says:
whipped cream you , darling /
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
lettuce you too, babycakes.
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
now, where did that come from?!
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
nehmind 8D
manipulative friendship. says:
i have no idea , but potato you , poopykins .
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
tomato you too, dear.
manipulative friendship. says:
strawberry you, dahhhling .
} b r e a t h l e s s ; i'm so temptated , I can't resist the temption . says:
afk me, hahas


AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Now orange you, sweetiepie.

I'm boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

I'm in cyber-wellness workshop now. And the instructor said something about jailbirds having their skin peeled off and ripped open during caning.

LOL HE JUST TRIPPED.

I'm superduperluperguperhuperkuperruper obsessed with Habbo again. Nope, I'm not blowing my allowance on Habbo prepaids again. Every few months is okay. I want play Habboooooooo D:

Their legs supershort, and when they sit, their legs don't bend. And in the swimsuits, the tummy is superfat.

But it's still cute lah. The family salon is nice, but I wish Habbo didi won't always rearrange and rearrange the furni. Hmpf.

My TPC cracked open.

Whatever, daddy also said I look like cheeseburger :B I'm fat, greasy, oily, unhealthy and fattening.

The instructor said that people fight over staring incidents. Damn lame can.

Gangster A: *looks in Gangster B's direction*
Gangster B (enemy gang of Gangster A's gang): Wah lau eh, that ****er keep staring at me.

Gangster C (Gangster B's boyfriend): **** la, c***b**, chao b*st*rd look at you for what!
Gangster B: Dunno leh. *hooks arm around Gangster C's arm*

*Gangster B proceeds to swagger over to Gangster A, both trade insults and vulgarities before escalating into a huge fight*

*Their gangs join in, the guys punching/kicking/slashing, the girls slapping/kicking/scratching*

And this is where the gangsters get arrested. Serves them right.

:)

I want to go home, rah. And now the instructor's talking about abortion.

I shall list down what homework I have SOME DAY.

So keep sitting here and waiting.

My abdomen hurts.

Someone eat me plox.

Now that I think about it, Shu Xian made a lot of sense.

...

No, I'm still not removing the picture :D

Shu Xian loves this photo. This is the only one where she is taller than me 8D Yes, I know I look ugly, so please do shut up about it and let me emo in peace.

I didn't procrastinate too much 8D

Because my tagboard hates me.

Wenwen: Nope, I've never heard of the person. Why?

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I will post pictures of today once I'm done procrastinating 8D

PEOPLE! *jumps into crowd of squealing fans*

I know I haven't blogged for a longlonglonglonglonglongLONGlonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglong time.
But still, that's no reason to hate me, eh? 8D

Crap aside. I've gotten this really strange feeling, like something's weighing down on my mind when there's really nothing wrong except for the Chinese book review I've yet to do and yet I'm feeling worried and anxious all the time.
Have I mentioned the anxiety dreams?
Yeah, the anxiety dreams. I keep dreaming of me walking walking walking then something pulls my legs and I fall.
And then before I hit the ground, I wake up.
Another one is where I'm drowning in a murky pond. There's this button that I can press to get back my life in the dream. I'm about to press it then I jolt awake. It's seriously stressing, even though it's only 2 days to the June holidays.

*must think of Taiwan and HongKong*

Su Hui wants me to stalk Show Luo and Mike He at Taiwan and Bosco Wong at HongKong. & she's not even paying me TT.TT

We have one month to choreograph our dance for the PeaceHaven visit =\ Personally, I don't think dancing is a good idea, since we're going to be in our uniforms. And I for one, have no intention of making myself sweaty and having my shirt stick to my back for the rest of the day. And I don't know what made me come up with a strange "pulling rope" move with Devyani, who is my partner in the dance. Too much "pole grabbing" shuffling and miming with Zhuang Ying. It's kinda hard to come up with the moves as a pair, Devyani said my moves were too bimbotic TTATT Cruel. I also suggested that I ask ex-bf to teach us streetdancing, but gave up on the idea since we were going to be wearing skirts.

The dust in my study lamp is burning and it stinks. Like chinese.

This is horrible. My dad has to meet my form teacher at 7.3oam in the D&T room over my results. I told dad that I got a total percentage of below 60% and surprisingly, he can still call me this afternoon and happily remind me to switch on the tablet charger, which I forgot to do last night and the battery wasn't charged at all. Yeah, daddy loves me a lot :'D
I can imagine his disappointment when I told him I failed HCL. I think he was fine with the below 60% mark was because he had already faced the worst, and I reminded him countless times that getting 70 and above is no easy feat in secondary school.

Yep, daddy loves me a whole lot. Because he finally cleaned my fan for me! :DDDD
I reminded him last week to clean my fan, and he just grunted and continued watching his damn soccer along with my uncle, who is a die-hard Manchester United fan.

Today was some House Committee event, and Fry won the mascot contest even though the dragon's jaw was almost dropping off :D Bearbear Fry senior wore the muscle man costume and tried to bash up the poor dragon D: And then I think they accidentally spilled some bubble soap on the stage and had to keep wiping the stage before Keller's performance. Poor house committee members ):

I just remembered a line that our disciplinary mistress said.
"Again, ladies, that is not part of the show." when a Bronte member ran across the stage to prepare for the act.

Which brings me to a pleasant memory of;

DM riding a cute lil red kickscooter in the rotunda 8DDDDDD

Ah, the memories.

Woah, three posts in a day. I really must be falling in love with Blogger.

Anyway, today was a bloody hot day. Since I was sweating so much, I decided to shower again. So I took my clothes, trudged to my bathroom and locked the door. Then, I felt a sudden urge to check my hair. I looked into the mirror...

... and saw Rukia with an emo fringe looking back at me. Needless to say, I was shocked. What if I turned into Rukia and wore this supercool robe and stood on a lamppost in the middle of the night and looked for Ichigo's house and went to his bedroom to perve on him and- nevermind.

& so, I hurriedly washed my hair. Then came the huge decision. To condition or not to condition?

I decided not to. After my shower, I wrapped myself in my towel and there came the huge decision number two.

To tone or not to tone? I decided to.

Then came huge decision number three. To moisturise or not to moisturise? I decided to. But to my dismay, I couldn't find my moisturiser in the fridge where I left it to revert it back to its cream state. I hoped my uncle hadn't mistaken it for creamy milk in a cute lil bottle and drank it.

He didn't. Which was a good thing. I later found my moisturiser sitting among bottles of Japanese soy sauce. Thankfully, it hadn't adapted to its surroundings and become dark as well.

Rah, Su Hui sms-ed me and bragged about her going to a BBQ. I hope she gets mistaken for a yummylicious chicken wing and gets thrown into the BBQ grill as well and gets roasted and gets eaten and gets spat out into the bushes and mozzies perve on her and use her as a parking lot. HMPH.

Kiddin' girl. Although I wouldn't mind tasting your roasted flesh.

Daddy's taking me somewhere with landscape and a weird bridge. I have absolutely no idea what it is and therefore, I don't care. Daddy still insists on making go there and walk on the bridge then he will cut the bridge ropes and everyone falls off and I'm the only one left hanging onto the bridge for dear life and then my arms give way and I fall doooooown and I land in some forest and there I fend for myself and cook random plants to eat and drink water from a nice clear stream and I suddenly meet a boy and he too fell from the bridge because his father plotted with Daddy to kill us both since we're such little monsters and I talk to the boy and he talks as well and then we both decide to defend ourselves from the evil place together and along the way we fall in love with each other and then one day we get saved and by that time we would have already grown up and then we get married and I get whisked off in a lovely nice white sportscar with him and my wedding veil blowing in the wind and we ride off into the sunset together and some jealous birdie shits on the lovely nice white sportscar and I cry and my hubby comforts me and we clean the car and decide to do away with the forest in which we first met but we decide not to in the end and instead decide to live there together and I have fifteen little rugrats with him and they all run around and play until they grow up to be incredibly successful people and we get lotsa money and buy a mansion with a hugeass swimming pool and jacuzzi and we live there happily ever after until I decide to take my kids to the same old landscapey place and when they are on the bridge my husband and I cut the ropes of the bridge and they fall deep doooown since they're such little monsters and they land in a forest and have to fend for themselves and the whole thing starts all over again.

:)

Interesting, no?

Sadly, imeem didn't have The Last Night. Esnips refused to autoplay. Only myflashfetish has it :\

And it's at this time, everyone's acting as if I owed them in the previous life, my Xingnan besties are there to lift me up when I fall.

Your cutting remarks show a lot about you, more than you know. I can't do anything else than to pity you at school, for your primary school friends aren't as good as mine.

You are a Dove type, you say? They're supposed to care a lot about their friends and not hurt or demoralise them in any way. Yeah, sure Dove-type, kiss my friggin ass.

Missy, you aren't the only one who knows how to hit the "Block" button.

Maybe if you would stop being so full of yourself, demanding everything goes your way in addition to being unreasonably rude when it comes to others' views, you might have a better chance at a nicer life, instead of blaming everyone for how screwed your life is.

Oh! I just remembered!

QUEK SHU HUI YOU OWE ME A NEW SCHOOL SHIRT D:<

She got me so agitated that i stood up in a hurry, and my name tag caught on something and the pocket RIPPED OPEN.

TT.TT

At least the shirt didn't rip open as well. I had to wear my PE shirt for the rest of the day.

Okay, I skipped Red Cross. We were supposed to have PT (yeah gloat, suhui, and i'll be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife D:<) and Community Singing (which i suppose is about running around the school and shouting cheers)

Why I skip? Simple. EXTRA NAPFA TRAINING. I couldn't, try as I might, get a C for standing broad jump. So our PE teacher hauled Zoe, Eng Loon, Tong Yao and me to the school gym.

Before that we had to squat down with our hands locked behind our backs, and jump from one end of some mats to the wall and back again.

It's freakin painful can. I can't even walk properly without experiencing extreme pain in my thighs. And I had to walk down the stairs like a duck. So if you wanted me to do PT in that much pain, you're on crack (like me).

At the gym, we were supposed to use all kinds of fancy-schmancy expensive equipment, which included lifting weights with our legs.

IT'S SO *beep*ING PAINFUL.

Speaking of which, I realised I can rap/sing most of guys' parts in songs. I'm a natural alto, hahs. How I ever managed to get into soprano in Xingnan choir will forever remain a mystery. And usually, the songs I can rap/sing, are "terribly old", according to Avril.

I need to stop digressing, but there's nothing else to speak about anyways.

I love oldies, so STFU about it. And rock music too.

So I pwn you.

I finally received all my results.

English- 69/100 (B3)
Maths- 62/100 (B4)
Higher Chinese- 44/100 (D7/8)
Science- 50/100 (C6)
Geography- 52/100 (C6)
Literature- 53/100 (C6)

Yeah, no A. So just shut up about it or I'll drown you in my tears. I failed HCL, happy?

I need some words of comfort and reassurance.

"It's only your first time sitting for a proper secondary school examination."

"At least you get to stay in the Express stream."

There, all the better. Amazing what words can do, isn't it?

Warning: The following post is not for the sensitive and members of the public with high blood pressure.

I'm feeling rather pissed off now, rah.

Can someone enlighten me on why people like to spam blogs, or even call others' blogs inadequate? If you are one of those morons, I would like to challenge you to spruce up your blogging, up to those of famous bloggers'. If you can't, then I suggest you sit still and pretend nothing happened.

Because those people piss me off real bad.

Don't come up to me and complain and diss me, because you're just retaliating to a passing comment/challenge, and that isn't exactly very smart, is it?

Should you think I am contradicting myself in my previous rebuttals, you're wrong.

I only retaliate when the attacker has taken it too far. So to say I get fired up over the littlest things wouldn't be a very wise thing to say. Should I feel injustice has been done, I can, shall, and will retaliate.

Call me Miss Justice or whatever.

It just shows that my moral values are stronger than yours, doesn't it?

:)

To hell with you bastards who think teenagers from single-parent families have absolutely no moral values at all.

I hope you get torn apart by chainsaws ripping at you, have vultures chew your remains then spit them out into hot oil, before being thrown into the sewage, where you belong.

Stereotyping kids from single-parent families is shallow and stupid, it shows your brain isn't open enough to accept others.

Am I wrong?

Nope, I'm definitely right.

Newspapers show the stories of single-parented kids destroying their own lives. That's the thing. There is more than meets the eye, so I suppose it's time for you to crawl out of that tiny little box that you've been living in all this while. Keep your eyes open, because I love seeing people surprised by what they see.

You laugh, you scorn, you assume I'm merely having big dreams for myself. You say I'm just another dumb kid.

I prove people wrong, and you're no exception.

Let's see who will be having the last laugh, shall we?

Avril called me a double cheeseburger :\

She's the drink, carbonated gassy fizztastic or fizzylicious as she puts it, COKE/SPRITE/MOUNTAIN DEW/SEVEN-UP/PEPSI/SARSI. 8D

I'm the fat greasy unhealthy delicious cheeseburger. Eat me, eat me.

I tempt you, don't I? Okay, I'm being narcissistic here. But whatever.

I'm sitting back with Avril after the exams, and she's being random again. Rarh.

I shall post a picture of The Fast Food later.

*big big grin*

Screw you Su Hui and Shu Xian D: I will get my revenge, I swear. *melts into radioactive goo*


Name 20 people you can think of right now. Don't read the questions until you have named the 20 people. At the end of this, choose five objects to do this.

#1 Su Hui
#2 Shi Chun
#3 Larry
#4 Evelyn
#5 Chun Zi
#6 Si Ying
#7 Zhu Hong
#8 Wei Siang
#9 Wen Feng
#10 Giok Ting
#11 Shu Xian
#12 Melissa
#13 Xia Yu
#14 Daryl
#15 Cheng Swee
#16 Derrius
#17 Avril
#18 Shaun/Shawn (Avril's bestie)
#19 Chen Feng
#20 Hao Wei

How did you meet #14? (Daryl)
In Xingnan Primary. I left my class photos back at Jurong D':

What would you do if you didn't meet #1? (Su Hui)
I have no idea, really. Probably die from lack of entertainment and a truly great friendship.

What if #9 and #20 dated? (Wen Feng and Hao Wei)
OwO;; You're kidding, right?

Will #6 and #17 date? (Si Ying and Avril)
NO. They don't know each other.

Describe #3. (Larry)
Nice, random, funny, sneezy, and uh, game-crazy?

Is #8 attractive? (Wei Siang)
(='.'=) Uh, he once was? Anyway I know he's got quite a few admirers ever since he entered sec school. Must be his dancing, hahs.

Describe #7. (Zhu Hong)
Hm, she likes taiwan singers 8D Friendly, funny and giggly.

Know any if #12 family members? (Melissa)
I've seen her cousin before.

What will you do if #18 confesses to you that he/she likes you? (Shaun/Shawn)
HELL NO. I barely know him that well.

What language doesn't #15 speaks? (Cheng Swee)
"Hi welcome to McDonald's! What would you like?" :D

Who is #9 going out with? (Wen Feng)
Some random girl by this time. Pfft. I was thinking that Denise (Gwee) was a nice match for him too.

How old is #16? (Derrius)
14 going 15 this year.

When was the last time you spoke to #13? (Xia Yu)
Sadly, last year. :( I haven't spoken to any 6e-ians except for Su Hui since 2oo8. I feel so guilty. Kill me.

Who is #2 favourite band/singer? (Shi Chun)
Rihanna?

Will you ever date #4? (Evelyn)
That was an incredibly intelligent question, so intelligent that I cannot answer it.

Would you ever date #1? (Su Hui)
I don't do Happy Twin incest. Although I am a proud supporter of HyuugaCest, UchihaCest and TanCest, I do NOT support HappyTwinCest.

Is #19 single? (Chen Feng)
Probably not.

What is #10 last name? (Giok Ting)
TING 8D

Would you ever be in a relationship with #11? (Shu Xian)
I told you I don't do incest. She's my daughter, you moron.

School of #3? (Larry)
Anglo-Chinese (Independent)

Where does #6 lives? (Si Ying)
Jurong. *sniffle* I miss that place and XNPS.

What's your favourite thing about #5? (Chun Zi)
Her calm demeanour? *secretly likes the fact that Chun Zi is incredibly smart and is nice enough to let me cop- I mean teach me.*

Have you seen #2 naked? (Shi Chun)
Nope, and hopefully, I never will.

Five objects to tag:
Bearbearbear
My waterbottle
My alarm
My tablet
YOU.

Here it is, you heartless creatures! *cries in a corner*

PEOPLE, I HEREBY CERTIFY I AM IN LOVE.

98.7fm came to our school yesterday <3>:\

This is what I call love at first sight 8D

Okay, moving on. Today was CrezAwards day, and I had my ears screamed off me. I seriously felt so underdressed when I first reached the school yo.

Devyani didn't win. *sobs* But we sure had a good time.

You know what, Devyani!? I am so freakin jealous of your good looks and slim figure. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRGH.

I saw two of my Red Cross ma'ams dancing. DANCING. Some totally smexeh dance.

The feeling is strange, you know? I mean, they are the exact people who yell commands at you every single minute and never seem to laugh/smile at all and are all prim&proper and strict. Not to mention yelling at me to pin up my fringe. @*@&%@.

Rargh, I can't concentrate right now. So I'll be hopping around to look for blog memes and TAG EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *hak* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *koff* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So fear me.

I've been tagged by Avril :D

INSTRUCTIONS: remove one question from above, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag people in your list, list them out at the end of this post.Notify them in their chatbox that he/she had been tagged. Whoever does this tag will have a blessing from all.

1. At what age do you wish to marry ?
That depends on whether anyone wants to marry me.

2. What do you want the most now ?
Good results in my MYEs. ESPECIALLY GEOG.

3. Do you believe in love at first sight ?
Not really, if it was real, it wouldn't be love. It'd be infatuation. Blind infatuation.

4. Do you think you have enough confidence ?
Not really.

5. If you have a dream to come true, what would it be ?
Get ahead in life, get successful. I don't mind having bad luck in the love department though.

6. Would you backstab a friend for love?
No. Never ever. Well, not in this lifetime.

7. What is your goal for this year ?
Get excellent results. Studies come first, no matter what. I'm not one of those girls who think their life revolves around love.

8. Do you believe in eternity love ?
No. We're all humans, and even if the girl is faithful, men are hunters by nature. I guess you should get my drift.

9. Have you broken someone's heart that he/she tried to commit suicide ?
o_o Of course not. But inflict pain, yeah.

10. What feeling do you love the most ?
The feeling of revenge and victory, that you know you've conquered your enemy. "There's only one thing I love more than money; revenge."

11. What are the requirements that you wished from your other half ?
Caring, loving, understandable, must be remotely good-looking, upper middle-class wealth.

12. What feeling do you hate the most ?
The feeling that you're being pwned. I'm a competitive person.

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours ?
Duh. Of course.

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life ?
6e'o7.

15. Who do you hope to be always there for you ?
I won't tell you.

16. Who's your best friend ?
It's not fair to compare. But if you want someone who I can relate to, it's Su Hui.

17. Who cares for you the most ?
According to my aunt, it's Daddy.

18. What do you feel like doing right now at this moment?
Finish watching that Naruto Shippuuden Movie I started last night and didn't get to finish. But my angelic's side telling me to continue mugging for Geog.

19. Who makes you happy?
My friends, and Daddy when he's feeling random.

20. Who do you love most ?
Romantic love? None. Friendship-type love? Plenty.

I tag: Su Hui, Giok Ting, Shu Xian, Evelyn, Larry, Shi Chun(IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU DID THE PREVIOUS QUIZ, MISS NYGH), Chun Zi, and uh, Elmo's wife.