Oh, screw life. Who needs it.

Well, making a ruckus at a void deck was fun.

Let's never do it again.

Chunky Monkey Banana.

Yay.

New Jap Name: Midori.

Meaning: Green.

Why a Jap name? Yuna wanted me to pick one.

Am blogging in Math class.

I ran 3.2km, played floorball and basically had the shit exhausted out of me.

And I still can't find Maple cards. Anyone willing to sponsor?

Baby cleric needs new hair.

350th post, but I'm not celebrating.

All good things always come to an end, and yesterday while I was all happy, fate was such a bitch today.

I fucking lost the soft rubbery vital part of my Sony Ericsson earphones.

Why did Sony have to create such crap earphones that have their rubber fall off so fucking easily.

I am thankful for the 3 pigs.

No, really.

Alone, we make no sense, none at all. Mix chilli padi with strawberries, lollipops and ice and you get my point.

I'm just in a very thankful and happy mood today.

I've always thought of us as one wild mix. That someone came along and tossed us together and called it a recipe.

A clever and sweet, albeit too easy to bully girl.

A cheerful and slightly psychotic girl with a one-of-a-kind voice.

An intellectual girl with the gift of the gab who always says she'll do work, but ends up not doing any and playing Pet Society.

A 24/7 PMSing bitch whose mind is filled with all sorts of junk like zebras humping hippos.

I appreciate life a lot, and I thank it sometimes.

Because we're so damn happy in our own screwed-up way.

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And Shichun, SURRENDER YOUR DETAILS OR SUHUI WILL FOREVER BERATE ME FOR HOGGING HER WIRELESS ACCOUNT.

Sawsuhui. Your pet is watching you. It is watching you not do your work.

+does anyone know where to get Maple cards?

I don't need any deceiving eyes or fake smiles.

I don't need your gossip about me to my relatives.

I don't need you throwing insults at me and telling me that you hate me like hell.

But I do need you for something.

I need you to die a humiliating and horribly painful and ugly death.

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I don't hope much.

I don't believe in hope.

But I'll believe in hope just this once.

I hope I'll be the one to point and laugh when your downfall finally comes.

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I dream a lot.

I love dreams.

They are like drugs, I get all euphoric and high when I dream.

I also fly when I dream.

And I was on cloud nine when I dreamed that you were shot point-blank.

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I wonder too.

I wonder about the mysteries of the Earth, about my family tree, about life and death.

I also wonder why you can't just buzz off and leave me alone.

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I am stubborn. I am demanding.

When I want something, I will try my best to get it.

I want you to get out of my life.

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Sometimes, I like to stand on the blue stool in my room, open the windows wide, spread my arms and close my arms.

It's the mental illness again, I know, but that's how I deal with stuff.

On days, I wish I could just sit on the window sill and fall.

Fly. Like in my dreams.

You're just another bitchy stuck-up bimbo like the others.

Guess it didn't really do much to you when you treat everyone like your sisters and darlings.

Sometimes, I wish you weren't my squadmate.

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I feel sick. My stomach hurts like WTF and there's nothing I can do about it.

Gosh, I hate being a girl.

I noticed something really strange about our class.

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Class: blahblahmindingownbusinessplz

Someone: OMG LOL.

Everyone else: *runs to Someone's table and LOLs along*

*Laughter escalates*

*More hysterical laughter at more LOL-worthy schtuff*

*Noise level dangerous*

Noisy ones: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Rinse and repeat.

I'm starting to think my school socks are a tad too cold.

You see, I wear thick (and by thick, I mean T H I C K) socks at home to avoid losing heat through my feet (stupid and basically retarded, but yes) and if I get too cold, guess what happens.

I FALL SICK D:

I know I should just edit posts or something but I really want to hit 400 posts soon.

Mwahaha.

"NEVER GIVE CK DURING COMPARE AND CONTRAST."

Sweet balls, I've been living a lie.

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I like wasting posts, so there. I think I need new glasses, words don't appear so clearly to me anymore. And Shuxian is right beside me playing Pet Society LOL.

I haven't fed my Chocolate for a while. But of course, I do feed and play with my real life bunny even though she's fat and greedy and all she does is lie in her bedding and eat and sleep and glare at me whenever I attempt to coax her out of her cage.

And now Shuxian has discovered that Pet Society updated the Clothes Shop and therefore she's going on another shopping spree. I much prefer stealing Naruto Character stuff that Larry intro-ed me to. Because all you do is click on your friends, click the Steal button and you wait.

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Sneaking past the security cameras.

Safecracking the vault.

Making sure Tenten is genuine.

Waltzing out as if nothing happened.

Speeding away in your getaway car.

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SUCCESS!

Yes, that is how you steal stuff. You click on your friends' pictures and you wait.

Am now bloghopping and reading *gasp* ma'ams' blogs. And Shuxian is using Facebook beside me.

Red Cross today and OHFKNOPLZ THERE'S FOOTDRILL

Cue simultaneous gasps of shock.

I want some Mamee.

--This picture cannot be explained.

My tablet eats up too much battery.

And no, this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I've been using it since I waltzed into the classroom and threw my bag down.

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I miss those pigs ): Haven't managed to actually use the internet at home for a very long time, and I REALLY want to visit happytwin's house and turn it upside-down and threaten to peep at anyone using the loo.

You can actually stand on a stool and peep through the bathroom window thing. I kid you not.

I think I just heard Mr. T say, "You must always have octopus."

Suhui intro-ed me this awesome song.

And I'm hooked.

I have lost faith in all humanity.

Okay la. To be fair, I've lost faith in the assholes who put this Dell computer together.

WHY, OH WHY, DOES IT HANG EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME I CLICK ON SOMETHING. WHY DID BILL GATES HAVE TO INVENT THE MONSTER CALLED PARENTAL CONTROLS?

I'm sorry, I forgot all about my cool aura and classy attitude for once. Pay that unglam outburst no heed, none at all.

And somehow, I've lost the mood to sms and my thumbs are rusting. So Suhui, please don't suddenly bombard me with smses of how you're going to see my head roll if I don't sms.

I simply lost energy, that's all.

Okay. Must rephrase. I didn't fall ill these few days but those hand tricks (those with bones and veins popping out and everything) I used to do during primary school are getting to me. My hands just hurt for no reason.

Mm, dad's gone down to buy me some chocolate waffles and I still have to rush that chinese homework that I've gone and lost. On my table, yes.

I am ashamed. But still, it cannot be "messier than Suhui's table", as she would put it.

I miss Suhui, Shichun and Egg D: I really want to meet up at Suhui's house for a mugging session and hide Shichun's wallet in the fridge and disturb Egg who never fails to rewatch Brown Sugar Macchiato and kidnap Suhui's precious little Poohbear and do some gay dance which undoubtedly, WILL BE CAUGHT ON VIDEO AND THREATENED TO APPEAR ON YOUTUBE.
Not that I dance gayly all the time. It just so happens I did some bimbo-like things the last time I visited and informed Suhui and Shichun of what I noticed in the Umbrella video.

Of course, it's a coincidence that I pretended to rape an umbrella that time too.

And it's yet another coincidence that I did some drag queen performance.

Oh fine. The real reason I want to see those pigs again is because I finally got high sandals and therefore won't lose to Shichun in height anymore (who coincidentally, wears HIGH HEELS EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE SEES US).

Because you see, Shichun still remains the shortest :D

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Yesterday was cca day and we went around giving out flyers+souvenirs+"THERE WILL BE HOT DOGS AND A PERFORMANCE SO PLEASE COME TO OUR BOOTH KTHXBAI."

I don't like the sec 1s. So there.

I do love my 1s1 juniors but maybe calling me "psychotic senior" RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY MA'AM isn't the best thing to do.

When the ma'ams were cooking hotdogs, it somehow smelt like burning toothpaste but of course, tasted nothing like toothpaste.

If remaining in RC and not transferring to ELDDS would let me magically cook yummy sausages with water alone, I would gladly stay.

This has absolutely nothing to do with the time I brought home savoury rice from Home Ec for Dad and he took a bite and said he tasted detergent.

Some day, I will murder the sunovabitch who invented the vacumm machine.

Home

Warm, loving, happy, caring

Understanding, peaceful, calming, cheerful

Families encourage, laugh and joke.

Illusion, clouding her mind

Tells her it is all perfect

Insisting

Convincing

Forcing

Like Home always told her.

Arguing

Shouting

Fighting

Crying

Like Home always did.

Coaxing

Convincing

Comforting

Fake laughter

Like Home always managed.

Hate

Resentment

Disdain

Disrespect

Like Home forced her.

Despairing

Fearing

Tiring

Broken

Like Home left her.

Introducing Home, the twisted mirrored version of our lives.

My Maths teacher is a hell of a psychotic bitch.

I want to flyff I want to flyff I want to flyff I want to flyff I want to flyff I want to flyff I want to flyff I want to flyff.

But the mushmom isn't online to power-level me D< So I shall do a quiz I stole from Engloon.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Tongue Tied - Faber Drive

(PFFHWAHAHAHA.)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
夠愛 - A-chord + 東城衛樂團

(There must be love. Yes. *nods head sagely*)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Sakura Kiss - OHSHC

(I must be all happy and high and schtuff.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Geek in the Pink - Jason Mraz

(Become a geek.)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Crushcrushcrush - Paramore

(CRUSH THEM ALL. ALL OF THEM, DIE.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Fighter - Christina Aguilera

(Fighter as in, physically or mentally? *crosses fingers and hopes it's the latter*)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Stop and Stare - OneRepublic

(OMFG DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Crush - David Archuleta

(Hmm. Romantic.)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Break The Ice - Britney Spears

*smashes ice in frustration*

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Leavin' - Jesse McCartney

(NO DON'T GO.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Superstar - Jamelia

(*drools over Xiaozhu*)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Five Minutes to Midnight - Boys Like Girls

(True. In the event of uncompleted homework and too much procrastination.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Beautiful - Christina Aguilera

(AWWWWWWWWW. *flips hair*)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Remember The Name - Fort Minor

(You. Yes you. Remember my name.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Until The Day I Die - Story of the Year

("Until the day I die, I spill my heart for you." I LOVE YOU DADDY.)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls

(*imagines herself as a runaway bride*)

OK! WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
No Love - Simple Plan

(WHUT.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
How to Save a Life - The Fray

(I so do not read my First Aid manual 24/7.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
When I Grow Up - The Pussycat Dolls

("Boys call you sexy, and you don't care what they say." Yep, they're all babes.)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Womanizer - Britney Spears

(I don't womanize, oh no, not I.)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Is It You - Cassie

(OMG I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AND THE MURDERER ISN'T EVEN SURE HE KILLED THE RIGHT PERSON.)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz

(I regret being yours.)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
All About Us - T.A.T.U.

(I laugh at myself and my friends :D)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Killa - Cherish ft. Yung Joc

(Go away, killers D:)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
99次我愛他 - Shorty Yuen

(Once I love him 99 times.)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Apologize - Timbaland

(Really. I get awkward when people say sorry.)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Stranger - Hilary Duff

(OH, I HAVE A STRANGER WHO LIKES ME?)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE
Stuck - Stacie Orrico

(*has no idea what it means*)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Disturbia - Rihanna

(Le gasp.)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Sway - Pussycat Dolls

*thinks that she should never have done this quiz*

Labels: suey arh, sway arh

ULAMSS5 ™ says:
but she that dares not grasp the mouse should never crave the online

but he that dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose. says:
OMG AWESOME LINE.

but he that dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose. says:
I'M BLOGGING IT.

ULAMSS5 ™ says:
OMG NO

ULAMSS5 ™ says:
DON'T

xD

I'm starting to feel like I need some spa therapy or something.

Hooray, my class didn't go "ZOMGWTFBBQETC WTH HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR" when they saw me. And Suhui says I look cute! :D

*strikes a kawaii-nehxsczxs pose and pouts*

Maple can't be played unless I have Dad's pass. And we all know that's well, um, bordering on impossible unless I get someone to come and crack the code.

I'M BORED. I don't feel like doing my 2 book reviews and I want to FLYFF but Larry's not online to power-level me ):

Get online now, dude.

And you, Saw Su Hui. I want my adorable baby cleric to hit level 13 by Sunday :D

"OH LOOKIE I SNAPPED A SHOT OF TEH 1337 H4X0RZXSC SAWSUHUI ZOMG I PWN JOO ALLZ"

I love her. I really do. *hugs* And once I get a proper shot of Evelyn (no monkey face) I'll put it up here to show I love you too. And same for Shichun.

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO.

No. No. No!

Okay, he didn't walk in. So, um, school started today. New form teacher = Miss Jamie Seow. She's nice, but I don't get why we all have to write journals. This is why we have SECRETS, dude.

Larry = mushmom since he can play Maple and his ULAMSS5Elementor is higher leveled than my DARLING HEROINHARLEQUINS.

Yeah, the high level thing is about FLYFF. Play it, people. You get to buy a broom (not sure from where since Larry was the one who got me the broom, and beware, the price has risen D: even the economic crisis isn't sparing games) and FLY.

I still feel FLYFF's name is very strange. It stands for Fly For Fun.

Now why would I fly for fun or even fly for a purpose? It's not like I can fly without the help of a plane anyway.

My New Year Resolution is to make sure the next countdown is spent with Suhui, Shichun and Egg.

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Suhui's fridge magnets are cute. Very cute.

It's a wonder what you can do with them.

Like making the zebra (cough) the rhino/hippo. And Suhui's house has a lot of bananas :D

I brought Maple in my thumbdrive over and made a bet with Suhui that Maple would work. It did.

Shichun fails at finding her bag :D

Egg fails at doing homework.

Happy New Year all. And I don't care if you think this post was completely random. http://shi-chun.blogspot.com for more info.

"No no no, I don't watch yaoi. I fantasize."