If you want to see a heavily pregnant woman without any pants on sitting in a kiddy pool bleating and baaing like a sheep and maybe see faeces being scooped up as aforementioned woman squeezes a baby out,
My name is Valerie, I have a black taste bud, I am a worm and I have a weakness for bad boys.
Mohawks are even better.
I also have this thing for gay guys. Mmm, yummy. Plus, I ship Purt (puck/kurt) and Brittana (brittany/santana) HARD.
viva la kradam. viva la glee.
heaven can wait up high in the sky. it's you and i.