Today, during recess, I decided to put myself on a low-carb diet :D
I failed in it 2 minutes later when I got up and bought a donut.
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Today, I told myself I should smile more :D
I failed horribly when I read one of FastForward's angsty fics.
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Today, I swore to practise my non-existent writing skills :D
I failed when I just threw my hands up after barely finishing the first chapter of the vampfic I'm writing for my friends.
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Moral: Practise reverse psychology.