I'm not the blog owner! *sinister* I'm now updating in place of the owner which has complained to me more than a gazillion times about having to stay in Malaysia for two weeks. Throw eggs at her. Anyway, I'm being lovely by updating for her. I've yet to touch my own blog for days. No thanks to ______. 

Valerie, you'd be thankful for this or stay in Malaysia for the rest of your life :) Now I am going to treat this blog as mine. 

Wait patiently for my updates. I am prepared to dig out (and save) all val's past posts. Interested parties please contact me, thank you! 

Yours truly, 

The Awesome One

P.S If I'm in a good mood, I'll tell everyone all the embarrassing stuff valerie did :)